December 2007
so last night
my sister told me, actually reminded me, that at 4am, i woke up and was freaking out. i kept sayin, jo, get up, we need to help the fourth graders. i promised i would help them, come on jo, we need to get up. i then started to get dressed. my sister kept askin what the hell i was talking about. and i kept telling her we would be late and i promised to help the kids. then i got really tired and...
“In the wild, there is no healthcare. In the wild healthcare is ‘Ow, I hurt...”
– Dwight Schrute. i miss the office.
REBLOG THIS...
if you’re unemployed, or are gonna be on december 31st. — awad but i will be employed once school starts again.
pedro the lion = penetration
he died.
Report: Double Stuf Oreos Could Raise Tolerance To... →
EAST HANOVER, NJ—A new report released by the Food and Drug Administration Monday suggests that regular consumption of Oreo’s Double Stuf cookies could lead to an increased tolerance to stuf.
“our ultimate reality is a man on a cross loving those who dont love him.”
– tim keller
mirah = cold cold water i love this song.
The holidays are here and there's entirely too... →
you should get a gun mary.
not.
“The things you own end up owning you.”
– tyler durden, fight club
spencer: well, at starbucks, we'll deliver to other stores within the mall. on one delivery my friend passed up this mom talking to her little boy and overheard the mom say...
spencer: i've heard all your promises before, and they're all shit.
rose: hahahahaha
rose: how old was the boy!?!
spencer: like 3rd grade young
rose: jeezers
spencer: i seriously think that might be the funniest thing you could ever say to a little kid
Dozens of drivers made a mad rush for cheap gas... →
bearded cap →
“one of the most important things in life is to share your sorrow. being alone...”
interesting tobacco facts
things i found while doing research The Center for Disease Control and Prevention reports that : cigarette smoke is responsible for more deaths each year than ones caused by AIDS, alcohol, car accidents, cocaine, crack, heroin, fires, homicide, and suicide combined. The single largest preventable cause of premature death and disability in the United States is smoking. Once nicotine reaches...
i wish
tumblr would enable commenting. what the hell is that an ad for mary?! thats a bit disturbing and funny.
how i recover
i went to sleep at 11pm i woke up today at 2pm tonight i need to study for bio chem, finish my labs, and write an entire term paper titled: “DNA-induced effects of tobacco smoke on fertility” im thinking of doing a cover page and then on the next page write “smoking kills sperm” A+ john. stay away from me.
stupid class
we spent all of my photo history class viewing/talking about the abu ghraib photos. so depressing. humans are fucked up. i hate us.
famous shitty smelling fruit, durian →
“… its odor is best described as pig-shit, turpentine and onions, garnished...”
– Travel and food writer Richard Sterling, about durian
i had
pizza and garlic knots. well, 9 garlic knots. i smell funny. this week is going to be hell.
dammit john
TO DO:
>web design = complete website and go live >forensics = redo entire notebook, study ass off >biochem = study study study + LABs [ old + new] >photo hist = try not to sleep. make flash cards >tox = research + term paper >bio sections = grade students + finish evaluations >life = kill self, after christmas dinner and nap.