January 2008
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“Second best, oh second best
I can learn to live with this
Plus I really need a...”
– pedro the lion
“Let’s be honest, bacon is that good.
I bet if you put bits of bacon on a strip...”
– Jim Gaffigan. yay bacon.
“So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well,...”
– Danny Vinyard, American History X
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Print Your Own Food. What we have now is CandyFab,... →
Panasonic's Interactive LifeWall. why have a... →
the greatest chapter in the bible
Then God ordered me, “Start all over: Love your wife again, your wife who’s in bed with her latest boyfriend, your cheating wife. Love her the way I, God, love the Israelite people, even as they flirt and party with every god that takes their fancy.” I did it. I paid good money to get her back. It cost me the price of a slave. Then I told her, “From now on...
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art. →
“What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with...”
– john cusack. high fidelity.
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On Monday, Barack 'Osama Bin Laden' Obama - I’m...
Young Man: Stephen Colbert recently said that he is running for President...
Obama: Yeah, I’m worried about it…
Young Man: I was wondering what impact you think he will have on this election
Obama: I didn’t realize he was from South Carolina. I can’t picture Stephen Colbert eating grits, so I’ve laid out that challenge to him.
Young Man: A Grit-Off?
Obama: A grit-off.
Colbert: Oh, I’m sorry. I missed some of that. I wasn’t really paying attention. I was eating my traditional mid-videotape rolling snack. (Pauses to eat grits) Really, Barack? What kind of grits can’t you picture me eating? Stone ground yellow grits? Because I keep a bag in my office. [Puts bag on desk and finally sets off the mouse trap]
Oh, it’s go-time, Man! White grits? How about whole kernel hominy? You want a grit-off? You got it. I don’t even know what the hell a grit-off is! If it means eating more grits than you, I hope you’re hungry, bean-pole! If it means making better grits than you, fine.. I got a secret ingredient - I like to pour in a can of whoop-ass! Ball....Ball is in your court - and I’m guessing...lumps in your grits.
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sufjan stevens - sister winter
“this extraordinary artist, hardly conceivable with the obtuse instrument of our...”
– Vincent van Gogh